TRILLIAN

Yesterday I was in the car with Trillian. Trillian is not a writer.
Trilian is my friend.

Trillian is a scientician, or maybe she's a scientologist, or...I'm actually not very sure.

She kills mice all day in the basement of a building that the government owns.
Sometimes, after she kills them, she takes bits of the mice's insides and messes around with them. She sometimes puts the bits inside tubes or in big machines.

Trillian says that when she kills mice for the government and plays with their insides it cures AIDS and maybe cancer.

I tell her that people still die of AIDS and cancer all the time.

I've asked her before if they're still working out the kinks.
That usually makes her pissed.