Matt (other matt, not the one now) was hanging out of the window with a baseball bat when Bill Rudolph pulled us over in his Volvo.Bill had been following us for about two blocks and had seen it all.
"Destroying Postal property is illegal, and hanging out of cars like that is dangerous. You wrecked all of your neighbors' stuff. You boys know better than that." (quotation approximate - feel free to substitute any angry suburban dad rant you would like, as long as it gets the same general point across.)
"What do you think you're doing?" (this quote is accurate, so is the answer).
Matt replied, "Bein' dumb."
Obviously unprepared for the honesty of this response, Bill drove off and never told our parents.
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