HERE, HOLD THIS

1: Hold this for a minute.

2: Hold what?

1: This.

2: What?

1: This.

2: What is it?

1: Doesn't matter.

2: I bet it does.

1: Trust me, it doesn't. And it's probably better you don't know.

2: Why?

1: 'Cause you'll freak out.

2: No, then.

1: Too bad.

2: Too bad what?

1: You already have it. You have for a while now.

2: How's that work?

1: It just does. It's not your decision

2: Well then, what should I do?

1: Just ignore it. It'll go away.

2: Go away?

1: Or you'll eventually forget it's there.